Angel Is a Girl

by Ruuger

Pairing:
Angel/Spike
Rating:
FRT
Summary:
A drabble inspired by a conversation about how it's always Spike who gets turned into a girl in fic when it would be so much more fun it if were Angel.

"Stop it, Spike."

...

"Spike..."

...

"I swear it, Spike, do that again and I´ll-"

"Don´t get you knickers in a twist, peaches. Two hours as a bird and you´re already PMSing."

"I´m not-"

"Just checking if they´re real. Empirical research, you know. For the good of science."

"If they are real? What do you mean, 'If they are real'? Of course my- I'm not having this conversation. Just get out, Spike."

"Thinking of doing empirical research of your own?"

"Get out, Spike.

"Got a little scientific curiosity that needs scratching?"

"Spike..."

"I could stay and take notes..."

"Spike!"

X-Files, Babylon 5, ER, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jurassic Park and all are owned by people other than me. Basically, if you can recognise it, it's not mine. No copyright infringements intended and no money is being made out of the fanfiction or fanart.